Even Whitney Was Crying "Too Dirty! Too Dirty!!" as I Held Her on the Toilet

Have you ever had to hold your pooping kid over a porta potty, with your head directly above the bowl of steaming excrement, in 30 degree weather?

I don't know if you can tell from the photo, but I'm using the back of Whitney's plaid dress as a gas mask. 

... I have. And it was one of the most awful experiences of my entire life.