On Work, Bikinis and Karen

I wish I had something fun to share with you, but I just spent my Thursday and Friday working until midnight or later, sooooo my brain is mush and I'm fresh out of real life inspiration (unless you like stories about Microsoft Office and how much I want to punch clients who think Excel is a goddamned word processor. For the record, clients, IT'S NOT and I hate you for making me add cells to your ugly spreadsheet for 7 freaking hours because you were too stupid to set up a simple table in Word).

I CAN tell you that it's actually Saturday morning right now and I'm debating whether or not I should go swimming this afternoon, knowing that the only thing my 6-month-pregnant ass has to wear to the pool is a bikini.

Also, completely unrelated, I've named Whitney's pink monster "Karen". FYI - Karen likes to hang out on the ceiling and eat crayons.