Munchkin Monday: Poop Like the Wind!

I told her to put her head in the wolf's mouth and look afraid.
Hilarious photo op ruined by a happy 2 year-old.

Me (telling Chase to hurry up in the bathroom): Poop like the wind!!

Whitney: It can't!

Me (having already forgotten what I said to Chase): What can't, baby?

Whitney: The wind can't poop!

Me: Oh! Why not?

Whitney: It doesn't have any bums!